the rules of the meme are: pick 12 characters. then answer questions about them below the cut. do not look at the questions before picking the characters.

1. AnakinSkywalker/Darth Vader - Star Wars
2. Padme Amidala Naberrie Skywalker  - Star Wars
3. Susan Pevensie - Narnia
4. Remus Lupin - Harry Potter
5. Nymphadora Tonks - Harry Potter
6. Jill Pole - Narnia
7. Frodo Baggins - Lord of the Rings
8. Elanor Gardner - Lord of the Rings
9. Neville Longbottom - Harry Potter
10. Faramir - Lord of the Rings
11. Leia Organa Solo - Star Wars
12. Caspian X - Narnia

The Questions
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Jill/Leia? I can't see how that would work out.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OMG REMUS. No, he's not hot. I think we've discussed this. But I'd bang his brains out in a second.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight  pregnant?
Caspian knocks up Elanor, eh?

I think JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis would probably roll over in their graves.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Nope. Poor Neville.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Geeze, what is it with you people and Star Wars/Narnia femmeslash?

Five/Nine  or Five/Ten ? Why?
Tonks/Neville? Ew. Tonks/Faramir?.... perhaps.... if she wasn't into Lupin.

What would happen if Seven  walked in on Two and Twelve  having sex?
If Frodo walked in on Padme and Caspian getting it on, he would probably... be confused. And turn red whenever he ran into their respective spouses.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten  fic.
Susan/Faramir? I could... see something...some crossover... that'd be really weird though.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Anakin/Elanor... No, they'd be angsty.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Oh, well Frodo and Caspian both went to the... heaven over the sea, didn't they? Um. that'll be it.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four  to deflower One ?
Ahahahaha, Remus deflowers Anakin? Um. Maybe... um... how would that...work...

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't see how anyone could escape the presence of Frodo slash on the net, even if they dont read it.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't know anyone who reads Susan anything.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Obi-Wan)?
I bet someone has at least doodled Leia at one point..

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Padme joins in on Lupin/Tonks? I doubt it.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Lower, Eowyn!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Once Upon a Dream, from Sleeping Beauty. :) I miss my hobbit fics now.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
BEWARE: Darth Vader does two helpless... Narnia...people... UNDERAGE SEX....?

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I know you won't break my heart! And you have... poetic... dialogue..."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Today

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
This is the last time I put children character's names on a meme

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Well, she'd be taking after her mom if she's suddenly into younger guys. Um. VERY drunk.

If Three and Seven  get together, who tops?
Susan, she's say Frodo was a figment of her imagination.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four . One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve , then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three ." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Fandom hath no boundaries
No one would read this
No one should write this.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I'd SQUEEgle a little bit.